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Ooh Ooh....................... I Know that one :)
As soon as you find it, THAT'S the last place you looked (even if it was the first place). :)

What I like for a time waster, is hunting for...

Dick....You'll have visit my shop so we can go over the finer points! :)
Nice to see you lurking on the forum Dick! :)

Jeff...trying to find my glass....WITHOUT having my glasses on usually winds...

And we haven't even Touched the Syndrome expressed well in this joke;

Pastor to an elderly woman who's begun to miss a lot of services;
"I do hope you've been thinking of the "Hereafter" sister?"...

Not soo bad Russ :)

I had my digital caliper display die on me.....That's OK....I bought two.
Searched half a day and could NOT find the spare!
Amazoned TWO calipers overnight $$$

When they...