what the heck can i make out of these?

[myxpykalix]

What can i make out of this thing (other then a girlfriend:eek::rolleyes:)?
Somebody wants to give me for free (operative word...FREE) about 10 of these things and the only thing i can think of making out of them is lamps. It is about 36" tall and regular body size for putting shirts on...
I thought of maybe a table lamp or a floor lamp and stick something thru the center. But i'm open to other ideas....

[scottp55]

Jack, you could use the neck as a thru-tenon for a side table, and then scan a head and index it? No matter what you do it will certainly get you talked about:)
Highly recommend a T-shirt and shorts:)
(Make an interesting front for a bar.)

[genek]

Jack Make Lamps out of them.. Men with man caves would love to have them. Bet you could get $100.00 of each one. There was a move (old Move) about a man getting a woman's leg.) Boy got a bb gun. Can not remember the name of the movie.

[Kyle Stapleton]

A Christmas Story.

[CNYDWW]

Make various heads and limbs. Giant mrs potato head for halloween

[genek]

A Christmas Story.
That is the one. lol